Tag: poetry play on words
member name: Mary (diet dr pepper junkie) T.
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June 10, 2007 01:17 AM EDT --
PARson, hear me
I don’t come to sPAR
I come to listen, PARtake
And hear what you imPARt.
I’m not a meek little sPARrow
To look up at your PARapet
Blindly swallowing
And dancing on your PARquet. . . . more
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September 19, 2007 12:48 AM EDT --
Avowed suitor of mine so dear
Hath overpowered my father’s sneer
Now allowed to court my hand
Each days’ flower is more grand
On Monday a bellflower he did send
A cupflower next . . . more
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October 04, 2007 02:52 AM EDT --
You’ve beckoned with your baritone
And dishonestly crooned
An onerous poisoner
With crossbones festooned
You pardoned your prisoner briefly
And teased and postponed
But you’re a seasoned practitioner; . . . more
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October 14, 2007 03:12 PM EDT --
Photographs in the scrapbook
Putting me in jeopardy
A parade of parties and faces
Happy parents, bouncing babies
I’ll wrap this away
Because I’m paranoid you see
I’m unprepared for the . . . more
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May 22, 2007 06:52 AM EDT --
Tarnished stars
Starched tarot-readers
Tardy avatars
Startled tarantulas
who tarry at the altar
Stark tarts
Starry-eyed starlets . . . more
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December 16, 2007 03:06 AM EST --
I was cap tivated by his charm when I met him
With a cap acious cap acity for love
I fell cap tive to his blue eyes
Ines cap able; with my mad cap desire
With young cap rice
I cap sized . . . more
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January 26, 2008 11:53 AM EST --
Assemb led : Me.
Baffl ed
Compel led
Detail ed
Enab led
Freck led
Gigg led
Humb led
Initia led
Jel led
Kind led
Lul led
Mett led
Nigg led
Overbil led
Puzz led
Quel . . . more
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October 07, 2007 02:05 AM EDT --
“This does not compute.”
My electronic deputy said to me
The lilliputian supercomputer
Whose answers are so undisputed.
How could I misrepute this computation?
Purchased from a reputable location, . . . more
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July 01, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
SELLing from this stand I do
tELLing the customer how it works
yELLing, hawking, bringing in cash
swELLing the money in the cache.
The magic casts I’ve spELLed
that only very few repELLed
something . . . more
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July 08, 2007 08:23 AM EDT --
The APER exPERiments exasPERatingly,
imPERvious to his imPERfections and rePERcussions
a gaPER, grasPER, whimPERing reaPER
of PERsonal PERturbation.
The caPER he desPERately intersPERses
suPERcedes suPERstition; . . . more
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June 01, 2007 07:26 AM EDT --
Wheeee! I won!
MARy had a little RAM
its fleece was white you know,
when MARy went from place to place
the RAM followed in tow.
MARy went to DelMAR to school
to learn . . . more
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July 01, 2008 07:26 PM EDT --
Let tie was ath let ic
With an ank let and amu let
She attempted bal let
With rivu let s of sweat
In sti let tos she fell
No good at the plie'
In an eye let blouse
She muttered . . . more
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July 16, 2007 11:38 PM EDT --
“Zero dOWN!” yells the clOWN.
“Don’t you want to be a homeOWNer?”
A brOWNstone with overgrOWN yard
dOWNright ugly and rundOWN.
“This one has a markdOWN!” . . . more
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July 30, 2007 12:15 AM EDT --
DeathbLOW
One moment I’m agLOW
the next...no airfLOW
the holLOWness is overfLOWing
disalLOWing outfLOW
I’m fLOWing,
I’m bilLOWing,
I feel windbLOWn by softness
by the hardest bLOW of . . . more
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