Tag: play on words
member name: Mary (diet dr pepper junkie) T.
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June 10, 2007 01:17 AM EDT --
PARson, hear me
I don’t come to sPAR
I come to listen, PARtake
And hear what you imPARt.
I’m not a meek little sPARrow
To look up at your PARapet
Blindly swallowing
And dancing on your PARquet. . . .
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May 22, 2007 06:52 AM EDT --
Tarnished stars
Starched tarot-readers
Tardy avatars
Startled tarantulas
who tarry at the altar
Stark tarts
Starry-eyed starlets . . .
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September 19, 2007 12:48 AM EDT --
Avowed suitor of mine so dear
Hath overpowered my father’s sneer
Now allowed to court my hand
Each days’ flower is more grand
On Monday a bellflower he did send
A cupflower next . . .
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September 27, 2007 04:20 PM EDT --
Part 3
Mags feared the careful manipulations of her friends. Karen had declared more than once how nice Mick was. Margaret has apparently invited Mick to join them for any moment he . . .
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August 25, 2007 10:30 AM EDT --
Allan AMPly AMPlified AMPs; annoying adjoining acquantances. Alex, an AMPutee, announced aggressive animosity. Apparently, AMPlifiers antagonized Alex’s AMPhibians. Alex asked admirably . . .
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October 04, 2007 02:52 AM EDT --
You’ve beckoned with your baritone
And dishonestly crooned
An onerous poisoner
With crossbones festooned
You pardoned your prisoner briefly
And teased and postponed
But you’re a seasoned practitioner; . . .
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October 14, 2007 03:12 PM EDT --
Photographs in the scrapbook
Putting me in jeopardy
A parade of parties and faces
Happy parents, bouncing babies
I’ll wrap this away
Because I’m paranoid you see
I’m unprepared for the . . .
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December 16, 2007 03:06 AM EST --
I was cap tivated by his charm when I met him
With a cap acious cap acity for love
I fell cap tive to his blue eyes
Ines cap able; with my mad cap desire
With young cap rice
I cap sized . . .
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January 26, 2008 11:53 AM EST --
Assemb led : Me.
Baffl ed
Compel led
Detail ed
Enab led
Freck led
Gigg led
Humb led
Initia led
Jel led
Kind led
Lul led
Mett led
Nigg led
Overbil led
Puzz led
Quel . . .
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March 01, 2008 11:04 AM EST --
Sixteen years ago today, my first son was born. It was a leap year, and as my due date came and went I was nervous about delivering on February 29th. I really couldn't tole rat e that . . .
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September 19, 2007 01:54 AM EDT --
Part 2
Mags stepped from the shower and dressed quickly. Dang, dang, dang. She was late meeting the girls for breakfast. Throwing the towel on . . .
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June 02, 2007 07:04 AM EDT --
ARThur cARTed his apples up the hill. He tARTly ARTiculated to MARTha that he had only recently stARTed cARTing apples. Previously he cARTed ARTichokes. ARTuro shrugged and said, “An . . .
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June 26, 2007 01:03 AM EDT --
Martha piled the biograpHIEs in her arms and walked up to the casHIEr. The woman was at her bitcHIEst, groucHIEr than normal, but Martha didn’t care. She was sHIElded by her acHIEvement. . . .
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June 30, 2007 10:06 PM EDT --
“HELLo!” The yELL brought Arthur to a stop. Garth barrELLed into him. The booksELLer, StELLa, rushed up to Arthur. “Have you heard anything?” Arthur . . .
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July 07, 2007 01:51 PM EDT --
Part 6
HarPER PERot adjusted the aPERture of his camera. An exPERt bookkeePER by trade, he relished this time to photograph viPERs. The groundskeePER PERmitted him access to see copPERheads . . .
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July 16, 2007 09:56 PM EDT --
Part 7
ShowdOWN. Bart viewed the unmOWN lawn with its brOWN, overgrOWN weeds and rusting dOWNspout. The clOWNs, otherwise knOWN as the tOWNship police, had arrived an unknOWN time ago . . .
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July 28, 2007 02:39 AM EDT --
Sorry this is late and didn't make it for the POW judging this week...but since I've been trying to keep up the parts of the story, I had to go ahead and submit!!
Part 8
“The . . .
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July 29, 2007 11:56 PM EDT --
Part 9
Martha felt as though a pilLOW could knock her over. Arthur alLOWed himself to look at her. Her salLOW appearance made him feel a calLOW cLOWn; was he really capable of this? A . . .
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September 08, 2007 07:45 AM EDT --
“Need any underwear?” Effie speared some bikinis on her umbrella. “Would you stop that??” Mags’ eyes searched for anyone in earshot. Only a sportswear . . .
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October 14, 2007 01:12 PM EDT --
Part 4
"You're very transparent." Mags dug once more into her grapefruit.
Lisa draped herself on the table. "Oh, come on!!! All of the preparation and . . .
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