Tag: play on words
member name: Mary (diet dr pepper junkie) T.
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June 10, 2007 01:17 AM EDT --
PARson, hear me
I don’t come to sPAR
I come to listen, PARtake
And hear what you imPARt.
I’m not a meek little sPARrow
To look up at your PARapet
Blindly swallowing
And dancing on your PARquet. . . . more
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September 27, 2007 04:20 PM EDT --
Part 3
Mags feared the careful manipulations of her friends. Karen had declared more than once how nice Mick was. Margaret has apparently invited Mick to join them for any moment he . . . more
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August 25, 2007 10:30 AM EDT --
Allan AMPly AMPlified AMPs; annoying adjoining acquantances. Alex, an AMPutee, announced aggressive animosity. Apparently, AMPlifiers antagonized Alex’s AMPhibians. Alex asked admirably . . . more
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September 19, 2007 12:48 AM EDT --
Avowed suitor of mine so dear
Hath overpowered my father’s sneer
Now allowed to court my hand
Each days’ flower is more grand
On Monday a bellflower he did send
A cupflower next . . . more
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October 04, 2007 02:52 AM EDT --
You’ve beckoned with your baritone
And dishonestly crooned
An onerous poisoner
With crossbones festooned
You pardoned your prisoner briefly
And teased and postponed
But you’re a seasoned practitioner; . . . more
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October 14, 2007 03:12 PM EDT --
Photographs in the scrapbook
Putting me in jeopardy
A parade of parties and faces
Happy parents, bouncing babies
I’ll wrap this away
Because I’m paranoid you see
I’m unprepared for the . . . more
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March 01, 2008 11:04 AM EST --
Sixteen years ago today, my first son was born. It was a leap year, and as my due date came and went I was nervous about delivering on February 29th. I really couldn't tole rat e that . . . more
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May 22, 2007 06:52 AM EDT --
Tarnished stars
Starched tarot-readers
Tardy avatars
Startled tarantulas
who tarry at the altar
Stark tarts
Starry-eyed starlets . . . more
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December 16, 2007 03:06 AM EST --
I was cap tivated by his charm when I met him
With a cap acious cap acity for love
I fell cap tive to his blue eyes
Ines cap able; with my mad cap desire
With young cap rice
I cap sized . . . more
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January 26, 2008 11:53 AM EST --
Assemb led : Me.
Baffl ed
Compel led
Detail ed
Enab led
Freck led
Gigg led
Humb led
Initia led
Jel led
Kind led
Lul led
Mett led
Nigg led
Overbil led
Puzz led
Quel . . . more
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October 07, 2007 02:05 AM EDT --
“This does not compute.”
My electronic deputy said to me
The lilliputian supercomputer
Whose answers are so undisputed.
How could I misrepute this computation?
Purchased from a reputable location, . . . more
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October 14, 2007 01:12 PM EDT --
Part 4
"You're very transparent." Mags dug once more into her grapefruit.
Lisa draped herself on the table. "Oh, come on!!! All of the preparation and . . . more
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September 19, 2007 01:54 AM EDT --
Part 2
Mags stepped from the shower and dressed quickly. Dang, dang, dang. She was late meeting the girls for breakfast. Throwing the towel on . . . more
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January 03, 2008 06:20 PM EST --
The hel met fit over Mark's head. He settled into place, checked his na met ag as he plugged into the radio. He checked the dials – the alti met er, baro met ric pressure. . . . more
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January 07, 2008 10:50 AM EST --
Ale rt!
Smart- ale c fem ale , ambiv ale nt in making decisions, credenti ale d, (once a par ale gal), once a s ale sclerk, med ale d (from college swim-team), with an unconce ale d interest in p . . . more
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June 02, 2007 07:04 AM EDT --
ARThur cARTed his apples up the hill. He tARTly ARTiculated to MARTha that he had only recently stARTed cARTing apples. Previously he cARTed ARTichokes. ARTuro shrugged and said, “An . . . more
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June 30, 2007 10:06 PM EDT --
“HELLo!” The yELL brought Arthur to a stop. Garth barrELLed into him. The booksELLer, StELLa, rushed up to Arthur. “Have you heard anything?” Arthur . . . more
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July 01, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
SELLing from this stand I do
tELLing the customer how it works
yELLing, hawking, bringing in cash
swELLing the money in the cache.
The magic casts I’ve spELLed
that only very few repELLed
something . . . more
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July 07, 2007 01:51 PM EDT --
Part 6
HarPER PERot adjusted the aPERture of his camera. An exPERt bookkeePER by trade, he relished this time to photograph viPERs. The groundskeePER PERmitted him access to see copPERheads . . . more
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July 08, 2007 08:23 AM EDT --
The APER exPERiments exasPERatingly,
imPERvious to his imPERfections and rePERcussions
a gaPER, grasPER, whimPERing reaPER
of PERsonal PERturbation.
The caPER he desPERately intersPERses
suPERcedes suPERstition; . . . more
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